As if being a corporate slave is not enough, I recently decided to take on a side job to help bring home the turkey bacon. That's right, your favorite non blogging blogger has two jobs during the recession- stunting truly is a habit, you should get like me. Now in addition to slanging cell phones, I do freelance writing for the entertainment section of rolling out magazine. While having two jobs and thus twice the responsibilities is stressful at times, I figure nothing but good will come from my current anti autonomous state. I have decided to compile a list ( because I like lists) of all the great things that are sure to be accomplished by me being doubly employed. Here goes.
5. I make more money so there is officially no excuse for me and Maleah neglecting to pay our $30.00 cable bill.
4. I no longer have to cite this blog as my only writing experience. Someone ( God bless your heart DeWayne) trusts me enough to put my sh*t in print. Now- if only I can keep him from knowing that I am the mother of all procrastinators, everything will be all good.
3. I have yet another excuse why I never update this blog. I know I only have a few fans (Anna, Maleah, Paris) but those that love me, love me hard. No homo. Well sorry to say fans, but I am going to have to continue to treat this blog like boyfriend #2. To quote and pay homage to the singing career of Vanessa Williams " I've got work to do... I've got [2] job[s] baby."
2. I make more money so there is officially no excuse for me and Maleah neglecting to pay our $30.00 cable bill.
1. I have yet another thing to distract me from the apparent male recession going on in Atlanta. There is a drought going on in chocolate city and I don't like it one bit. However until I can find a man that doesn't wear skinnier skinnies than me, I might have to take up jobs #3, 4 and 5.