Wild 'N Out...For Real

While my fictive cousin Ari insisted that this buffoonish couple should be ignored, I can't fight the feeling. I gotta do it. And I can't even be articulate about it. In fact I want to use every expletive known to man.... what the F*#% is wrong with Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey? I know I only recently moved from the middle of nowhere, Indiana but damn Africa...what happened? What did I miss? Sure I am familiar with the adage "you can't help who you love" but really... these lovers just need help. Of course they are no Bobby and Whitney, but you can not deny the bizarreness of their marriage, tattoos and massive wedding rings. Did I drink too much haterade or is this just really weird. My money is on the latter.